Where do I begin when describing myself?

I am going to give you my best attempt at complete honesty and candor in describing myself, it is the way I live my life and I respect those who mirror this the most.

I have often been described aesthetically as the 'girl next door' archetype; covering myself in tattoos has done nothing to change that, it seems!

The term "dangerously down-to-earth" gets thrown around a lot these days. Having been raised in the Southern British countryside in our humble coal-powered (yes, really) farmland cottage has taught me so many things to that tune. The value of a pound, how to entertain oneself in the rain and how not to agitate the farmer when climbing on his beloved hay bales to name a few!

I suppose the 'girl next door' allegations are somewhat true..

If you are to join me for an indulgent rendezvous, you could expect open-mindedness without judgement, a firm but soft, warm, approachable spirit with a delving curiosity and an adventurous pansexual being who's purpose on earth it is to ensure pleasure and fun are present at every moment possible. And I mean every moment possible.

The world of companions is filled with BEAUTIFUL, charming, intelligent people but I am certain of one thing - no one can do silly like Cleo Schafer.

I love to laugh, I love to tease and play, I love to make fun of myself and ground myself when I catch myself floating off into in the clouds of luxury. I welcome you to join me in the healing of our inner children together.

On the flip side, when we're being grown-ups doing what grown-ups do, I love to indulge in fantasy and kink. If you ask me what I like in the bedroom, you could expect a different answer for every day of the week ! A sensual lover and true switch; some of my favourites are nurturing domination, foot worship and experiences close to tantra. Couples are my absolute favourite, it's where I'm naturally drawn to and I'm an expert at making each and every member of the experience feel valued and seen.

An expert at natural GFE & companionship; I'm someone you'll want to share yourself and share time with. Over dinner, on an island, in a castle, by the fire, over a dirty martini, you get the picture.